Wal-Mart called

Wal-Mart called, your family Christmas photos are in... 

This puts a whole new spin on the phrase "family tree!"

Dad realizes that if the 40 pounds of tinsel catches fire on that tree, he has a better chance of survival without the flammable matching pj's.

I don't know who's more horrified, Santa or the "Death Becomes Me" kids.

Tragic.

Speechless (I just hope they have money tucked away somewhere in those fig leaves for counseling for the kids).

I can see why they won't let you have children of your own.

WTF?

Seriously, that was the shirt you decided to wear for the family photo with Santa?

It probably seemed like a better idea in their heads.

Either Grandma is getting her sexy on, or Mom is looking for her youth -- please stop looking.

OMG - it's like Christmas "camo"!

What's with the Clown? And the eyebrows?

Lil' Jo may be seeing the Baby Jesus sooner than he thinks.

What was the motivation behind this one -- Merry Christmas from Mom, the kids, and Dad the porn star?

Yeah, that'll keep him quiet for a while.

Get a room. On second thought, our hands are full, never mind.

Holy Christmas Batman, Batgirl, Batdog and Robin.

The annual Christmas picture of the "I'm never going to get to sleep with a man" club.

Is Santa being held hostage?

Why is it that people think it's okay to make a complete ass of Grandma?

"Oh Joseph, he looks just like you!"

These guys are trying way too hard to be bad. It's painful.

Yikes!

Merry Christmas from the Dork family -- thank you, thank you vurra much.

This takes Christmas to a whole new level.

Okay...

They have entirely too much time on their hands to dream this one up.

I don't know what's more horrifying - the family pj's or the hideous furry couch.

Get your snowman on!

To you, and your kin, we wish you peace and joy!

(Is anyone else concerned about the look in these kids' eyes?)

The first signs of little Jimmy's imminent psychotic break.

This is just so wrong on so many levels.

Nice balloon, kid.

Deductive reasoning

Subject: Deductive Reasoning

Yesterday after mowing the lawn I sat down and had a
couple of cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the
brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

One of the things I found my mind gravitating to was the age old question:
...
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the balls?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful.

Well, after another couple beers, and some
heavy deductive reasoning, I've come up with the definitive answer to
that question:

Getting kicked in the balls has to be way more painful than having a
baby. Here's the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'd
like another kick in the balls."

I rest my case

Cool boat