Wal-Mart called

Wal-Mart called, your family Christmas photos are in... 

This puts a whole new spin on the phrase "family tree!"

Dad realizes that if the 40 pounds of tinsel catches fire on that tree, he has a better chance of survival without the flammable matching pj's.

I don't know who's more horrified, Santa or the "Death Becomes Me" kids.

Tragic.

Speechless (I just hope they have money tucked away somewhere in those fig leaves for counseling for the kids).

I can see why they won't let you have children of your own.

WTF?

Seriously, that was the shirt you decided to wear for the family photo with Santa?

It probably seemed like a better idea in their heads.

Either Grandma is getting her sexy on, or Mom is looking for her youth -- please stop looking.

OMG - it's like Christmas "camo"!

What's with the Clown? And the eyebrows?

Lil' Jo may be seeing the Baby Jesus sooner than he thinks.

What was the motivation behind this one -- Merry Christmas from Mom, the kids, and Dad the porn star?

Yeah, that'll keep him quiet for a while.

Get a room. On second thought, our hands are full, never mind.

Holy Christmas Batman, Batgirl, Batdog and Robin.

The annual Christmas picture of the "I'm never going to get to sleep with a man" club.

Is Santa being held hostage?

Why is it that people think it's okay to make a complete ass of Grandma?

"Oh Joseph, he looks just like you!"

These guys are trying way too hard to be bad. It's painful.

Yikes!

Merry Christmas from the Dork family -- thank you, thank you vurra much.

This takes Christmas to a whole new level.

Okay...

They have entirely too much time on their hands to dream this one up.

I don't know what's more horrifying - the family pj's or the hideous furry couch.

Get your snowman on!

To you, and your kin, we wish you peace and joy!

(Is anyone else concerned about the look in these kids' eyes?)

The first signs of little Jimmy's imminent psychotic break.

This is just so wrong on so many levels.

Nice balloon, kid.